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The following silly stories posted for your reading material that makes you more relaxed after experiencing stress due to work activity. Immediately, please refer to.
Sprue
After the road way, Udin, entered the yard of a home meal. He was starving. He saw there is still one place empty, he directly approached the waitress to order food. A few minutes later came the order and without a long wait he immediately eat the meal. Eating fun again, came a beautiful girl. His face was oriental, Wear shorts. Because of all the place is full, the girl was then joined at the table with Udin. Thus, a two-seat table. Udin was struck by the beauty of the girl, to the point that he was delaying the meal. Somehow, suddenly realized Udin and the reflexes he closes his mouth use both hands. The girl who saw the strange behavior Udin then asked,
Ce: "Mas, why not eat. The heat in ya?".
Udin: (shaking his head).Ce: "Constipation huh?".
Udin: (Still shaking his head).
Ce: "Mas definitely sprue. Her lips were chapped huh?".
Udin: (As he opened tangannnya both sides of his mouth), "Yes, a huge outbreak".Apparently Udin cleft lip.
Different Beliefs
Budi, a young man who after a long life of its own finding Lina lover her idol, but their marriage did not last long because of differences in beliefs. Amir, who is a friend Budi questioned about the cause of their separation.
Amir: "Why sob until you get divorced, what is the problem?"
Budi: "We are different beliefs mir, I guns anymore."
Amir: "Instead of you the same religion?"
Budi: "It sob ..."Amir: "Then why get divorced because of differences in beliefs ?!"
Budi: "I've always been convinced that I was handsome, but Lina could not accept the beliefs and always matter."
Amir: "..."
Mother and child
There was a mother who was mengatuk the field going to bedThen suddenly his son asked:
"Mak, Mamak've never stepped Jakarta?"The mother replied "Let nak"Continued the boy asked again: "If Bandung?"The mother replied: "Let my son .."Continued the boy asked again: "If Jogjakarta already?"The mother replied: "I can .."Then the boy asked again: "If Surabaya, Makassar, Papua, Aceh, Pontianak, Pekanbaru, Balikpapan, Manado, Kendari, Base Pinang, Batam, Palangkaraya already mak?"While holding the sleep of the mother replied: "Go to sleep, son, live your mouth again just yet mamak stampede"
A Professor
Professor Carter walk to visit the home of a friend who is located just down the road. After dinner and a game of chess, he said goodbye going home. But suddenly the rain was falling and the wind was blowing hard."Do not go home first, very heavy rain and very cold air as well. Stay right here !," prevent his friend. The Professor soon approve the offer. Then his friend into the house and asked his wife to prepare the bed.When he came out again into the living room, turned out the professor is not there. He and his wife looking into every corner of the house, but did not find Professor.Suddenly, he heard the door open and entered the house."Professor Carter! Where have you been?" exclaimed his friend."Yes? I return briefly to the house to pick up my clothes," replied the professor.
Phone
The phone rang at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux. He had drugs hidden in the kindling!""Thank you so much for the information, sir."The next day, FBI agents down at home Thibodeaux. They are looking for firewood in the warehouse. Using axes, they divide each piece of wood, but found no drugs. They apologized to Thibodeaux and go.The phone rang at home Thibodeaux."Hey, Adrian! Are FBI come?""Yeah!""Did they cut your firewood?""Yep""Good, now it's your turn to call, I need to dicangkuli my garden."
The following silly stories posted for your reading material that makes you more relaxed after experiencing stress due to work activity. Immediately, please refer to.
Sprue
After the road way, Udin, entered the yard of a home meal. He was starving. He saw there is still one place empty, he directly approached the waitress to order food. A few minutes later came the order and without a long wait he immediately eat the meal. Eating fun again, came a beautiful girl. His face was oriental, Wear shorts. Because of all the place is full, the girl was then joined at the table with Udin. Thus, a two-seat table. Udin was struck by the beauty of the girl, to the point that he was delaying the meal. Somehow, suddenly realized Udin and the reflexes he closes his mouth use both hands. The girl who saw the strange behavior Udin then asked,
Ce: "Mas, why not eat. The heat in ya?".
Udin: (shaking his head).Ce: "Constipation huh?".
Udin: (Still shaking his head).
Ce: "Mas definitely sprue. Her lips were chapped huh?".
Udin: (As he opened tangannnya both sides of his mouth), "Yes, a huge outbreak".Apparently Udin cleft lip.
Different Beliefs
Budi, a young man who after a long life of its own finding Lina lover her idol, but their marriage did not last long because of differences in beliefs. Amir, who is a friend Budi questioned about the cause of their separation.
Amir: "Why sob until you get divorced, what is the problem?"
Budi: "We are different beliefs mir, I guns anymore."
Amir: "Instead of you the same religion?"
Budi: "It sob ..."Amir: "Then why get divorced because of differences in beliefs ?!"
Budi: "I've always been convinced that I was handsome, but Lina could not accept the beliefs and always matter."
Amir: "..."
Mother and child
There was a mother who was mengatuk the field going to bedThen suddenly his son asked:
"Mak, Mamak've never stepped Jakarta?"The mother replied "Let nak"Continued the boy asked again: "If Bandung?"The mother replied: "Let my son .."Continued the boy asked again: "If Jogjakarta already?"The mother replied: "I can .."Then the boy asked again: "If Surabaya, Makassar, Papua, Aceh, Pontianak, Pekanbaru, Balikpapan, Manado, Kendari, Base Pinang, Batam, Palangkaraya already mak?"While holding the sleep of the mother replied: "Go to sleep, son, live your mouth again just yet mamak stampede"
A Professor
Professor Carter walk to visit the home of a friend who is located just down the road. After dinner and a game of chess, he said goodbye going home. But suddenly the rain was falling and the wind was blowing hard."Do not go home first, very heavy rain and very cold air as well. Stay right here !," prevent his friend. The Professor soon approve the offer. Then his friend into the house and asked his wife to prepare the bed.When he came out again into the living room, turned out the professor is not there. He and his wife looking into every corner of the house, but did not find Professor.Suddenly, he heard the door open and entered the house."Professor Carter! Where have you been?" exclaimed his friend."Yes? I return briefly to the house to pick up my clothes," replied the professor.
Phone
The phone rang at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux. He had drugs hidden in the kindling!""Thank you so much for the information, sir."The next day, FBI agents down at home Thibodeaux. They are looking for firewood in the warehouse. Using axes, they divide each piece of wood, but found no drugs. They apologized to Thibodeaux and go.The phone rang at home Thibodeaux."Hey, Adrian! Are FBI come?""Yeah!""Did they cut your firewood?""Yep""Good, now it's your turn to call, I need to dicangkuli my garden."
